A Loooonar certificate
August 1, 2008
you moon dwellers.. watch out for me
NASA has finally agreed to put me on the next shuttle to the moon. I am leaving earth for good. Eh.. You could actually come with me too. All you have to do is visit this site. NASA collects all the names, prints it on a A3 sheet, seals it in a tin container and sends it on the next shuttle for your eternal glory. All this for free. Well, the most likely scenario is only the first part of that sentence. The next installment would most likely carry strands of your hair so that your clone could be made a trillion years from now.
